So There’s A Game Called ‘Skyrim’

…What do you mean “It’s Tuesday?” What? No, I…what? You see, I can’t hear you over this shouting match I’m losing to a dragon. Are we sure it’s Tuesday? What have I been doing all weekend then? OH…right. Skyrim. Yeah, it’s a little game you may have heard of. I got nothing else other than that I have 62+ hours of it over 5 or 6 characters. Maybe 7. I lost count. Have you played it yet? It’s kind of a big deal.

I should probably livestream it one of these days to show you how easily rolled I get on Master difficulty. It’s pretty bad and there’s swearing and a lot of F5-ing involved. See, F5 is the Keybind to Quicksave and I am its slave.

I should also probably make a post about it more in detail and watch it turn from a review into a bitch-fest about how Killface: The Revenge can not exist in the game because of the lack of hand-to-hand skill outside of brawling. Yes, I’m still very miffed about that and probably will be for sometime. And no, I’m not turning him into a Khajit because Killface: The Revenge is not a cat. He’s a Breton who forgoes wearing any armor because it only slows him down (a little) from punching your face in.

Wait, what was the point of this post again? OH! Yeah, I’m too busy playing Skyrim so I haven’t posted anything substantial or relevant in forever. You are probably too busy playing the game as well to read this so I’ll just stop before I ramble on.

Or maybe you have a job or something responsible like that.

Ha. Stay lazy, Dovahkiin.

I Moved! Did you Miss Me?

Of course you did! Actually I finished the move this past Tuesday, but I’ve been lazy about posting about it. Who would have guessed? Actually, I told twitter about it, but twitter didn’t care. It was too busy 404′ing that day, I think.

Anyway, just a quick post so I can show off my new place and my room! I have a room again for the first time in 3 years! May be longer, I tend to forget, but it’s been a long while. And I can play my dubstep and chiptunes at a reasonable volume without headphones! AND I got to keep my couch! Needless to say, this was a great move. I mean, aside from the actual physical move of carrying load after load of boxes and other items from a 2nd floor apartment to a truck. That was “fun.”

By “fun” I of course mean “abysmal.”

Stay lazy while I finish sorting boxes and we’ll get back to random posts in no time, team.

Let Me Show You My Chipmans


So, a friend of mine, @Arkin_Dmitr , has “gained a love for [my] love of chiptunes” and requested me to “share [my] infinite knowledge of chiptunes.” Let it be known that Someone asked for my supposed knowledge of something and I’m going to help. This post is me helping them while I try my best to NOT sound like I know it all, because I don’t. So let’s talk about some bleeps and bloops. Continue reading